Readers, we may have struck gold. When I came home with this dress, my mother started laughing. Yes, I'll admit, it's pretty awful. The sleeves kill me. It's a size large, and I paid $8 for it at T.J. Maxx. The left side was completely ripped open, and the pocket has a pretty big hole. I cut out the back, and cut out the sleeves. I used the extra material to place a bow at the top of the back to hold it together.
These are the before pictures, and I'll try and post the after ones tomorrow!