Here's the card I made for all the loves of my life today. Complete with the following lovely pick up lines:
I'm glad you recognize how terrible your life would be without me.
Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice.
Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle.
I can't believe how much I'm not sick of you.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Happy Valentine's Day!