Valentine's Day

Here's the card I made for all the loves of my life today. Complete with the following lovely pick up lines:

I'm glad you recognize how terrible your life would be without me.

Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice.

Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle.

I can't believe how much I'm not sick of you.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

Happy Valentine's Day!